tuhree:

fvkstyles:

"Get in the car princess, daddy’s taking you shopping."

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"Daddy’s has to work hard today so he can spoil you later."

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"That’s right baby doll, swing the mallet just like daddy showed you."

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"I’m in a rush little one, whatever you want just charge it to daddy’s credit card."

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(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

(via daybeams)

I’m SUPER itchy that means that sunburn is healing right??

queertoast:

missmagrathea:

"Tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright.
Oh please tell me that you’re alright,
Yeah everything is alright”

'Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks, and airplanes, talking with strangers, waiting in line….

(via pweezus)

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thegeekyblonde:

the fuck is happening in san clemente 

I’m too scared to read this Fred you do it first

"Now “tribal trends” are totally “in.” You can walk into any store in the mall and see “Native” imagery everywhere. As a Native person, when I look at them, I can’t help but remember the not-so-distant past when my people weren’t allowed, by law, to wear these things. It’s such a constant reminder of the colonial power structures still in place. Back in the day, white people had the power to take away our culture, and now they have the power to wear it however they see fit. These are our images, our cultural symbols, yet we are completely powerless to have control over them."

disaffecting:

can you just like

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(via moriarty)

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

(via daybeams)